Tolomer's Language Meme - Translation in descr.

So,i did a meme :3
it belongs to ~Tolomer


Translation (English)

Q1: ''Helo,my name is Nicky.''
Q2: ''In the Netherlands,where else?''
Q3: ''Dutch is my native language.''
Q4: [What's written in the meme]
Q5: ''I live in the country where they speak this language.''
Q6: ''Some sentences or words sound stupid or weird.''
Q7: ' ''Ocean'' by Raccoon '
Q8: ''Goodbye!'' (In our country the word has more meanings.You have ''Dag'' like ''good bye'',but also ''Dag'' like ''day'')

Sorry for the crappy handwriting >w<